The day after we got Johonna home my mom brought Rucker back home to meet his new little sister. He's pretty good w/our nieces & nephews, so we were hoping for a good introduction. Luke tried to explain the whole thing to Rucker like the Scotty dog does to Lady in Lady & the Tramp...
Lady: What's a baby?
Jock: Well, they... they resemble humans.
Trusty: But I'd say a mite smaller.
Jock: Aye, and they walk on all fours.
Trusty: And if I remember correctly... they beller a lot.
Jock: And they're very expensive. You'll not be permitted to play with it.
Trusty: But they're mighty sweet.
Jock: And very very soft.
Tramp: Just a cute little bundle... of trouble!