Today I felt something odd, looked down, and saw this:
Now. Here's what I'd think if I were....
...fatalistic: this was destined to happen on July 15th, 2010.
...thankful: I am glad this happened today and not yesterday or it could have been lost forever on the pumice beaches of Crescent Lake.
...practical: it's just a ring.
...dissatisfied: if the stone would have been lost my insurance would have paid out way more than what we paid for it, and I'd have gotten a much larger ring.
...altruistic: if this had been lost on a path at the zoo, think of how happy it would have made someone to find it?
...suspicious: who the heck messed with my ring?
...paranoid: who broke into my house, drugged me into a deep sleep, removed my ring, hammered it in in half, replaced it, and then left a sink full of dishes and a pile of laundry along as an added insult?
...optimistic: It's a good thing I noticed this and didn't lose it!
...defeatist: this is probably going to pinch my finger fat, cause an infection which will fester, get into my blood stream and kill me. dead.
...contemplative: what does this say about my MARRIAGE?!
...inquisitive: how the heck did this happen?
...accusatory: darn jeweler.
...opportunistic: time for a new ring I guess!
I'll settle for opportunistic ;)