It seemed like a good idea

hygiene=candy, in a round about way
-I have grapefruit bodywash
-It SMELLS exactly like the white gummi grapefruit slices TASTE
-I was craving them
-I searched for them on amazon from the comfort of my couch
-To my surprise (and yours, I'm sure), the most economical order quantity is five pounds.
-I also found they had gummi peaches, so I ordered those too
-Which is why the fed ex man brought me 10 lbs of candy
-It turns out too much candy hurts my stomach
-It turns out pregnancy cravings are short lived
-It turns out that as soon as you have 10 lbs of something you don't want it anymore
-Jo knows exactly which cupboard the candy is in & watches it like a hawk

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