This text string is a glimpse into why I love my brother & sister:
Me (to jack & ash): I am not totally sure- but jack, didn't you and I used to let ashley suck on our toes???
Ashley: What??? Please tell me this is a joke. I feel like I need to swish bleach in my mouth.
Jack: Yes. All the time.
Me: Thought so. Swish away.
Ashley: I feel sick.