An Editorial, by Guest Blogger Navy
You look funny sideways.
Ahee-hee, that's more like it!
I crack myself up. I get that from my mom.
Sooo....time for some updates.
Found out I can chew on my hand!
Working towards getting them both in there at the same time.
Found out I have a neck! I was like, "This scrawny thing's supposed to hold up my big head!?? Um, hellooo design flaw!"
I rolled up my sleeve one day & noticed I have a crazy birthmark that looks like a bad tatt.
But then I got distracted by all these stripes. Do they make me look wide?
I met an invisible friend one day, just hanging out in the chair. She tells me the most shocking things.
I'm always like, "Whaaaat!?!?" I don't think I can trust her.
I'll tell ya who I can trust. THIS guy.
Sometimes I try to tell my mom with my eyes, "THIS GUY'S NOT STABLE."
And then she ignores me until I cry.
And then she holds me again & I can rest easy- PHEW.