I don't know a lot
but I know more than babies.
Like I know how to climb stuff.
And decorate stuff.
But my real specialty is photogenics (obviously).
My baby cousin Noah doesn't know about all that. So I had to fill him in.
He was a little apprehensive so I was like, Hey now, don't worry. The grown ups will fix you if you start to fall over.
At least when they're trying to take a picture.
HEY. Did you hear me?
Here. Let me just repeat that directly into your EAR.
I said, don't you worry about a thing.
No babies are crashing on my watch, pal.
See I can hold up your big dome with my little finger.
Whoa whoa whoa baby- let's not test the limits of my strength. You're a little top heavy you know.
As your big cuz it is my duty, right and privilege to face palm you if you start to tip over.
Hey that's not a cry for help is it?
Oh. Well I guess it is.
Hey KADEN! Let's show this baby how to take a picture and not fall over.
First make sure your clothes aren't all wrinkly.
Sometimes a smooch for good luck.
Wiggle a little to get comfy.
And then, BOOM. See what you can accomplish by developing a little neck muscle?
But if I'm keeping it real, sometimes even babies with strong necks start to slide a bit.
Just a little wobble and the next thing you know...
You're the one being face palmed. Sigh.